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arie Claire is one of my favorite magazines – it includes information that is actually useful and interesting, and their online articles are just as interesting (not to mention that “What A Good Woman Does,” my new obsession, debuted there recently.) Every month, they close the mag with an “opposites” section, where they give a celeb a list of questions where they’ll describe the opposites of each topic. Since I’m a celebrity in my own house (since I live alone and everything) I thought I’d take a crack at filling out their survey. Who knows, maybe they will get wind of it and print me in the next issue!

1. Picky about gas stations. There are certain ones I would not be caught dead in / not so much about coffee. I will literally drink any that is put in front of me
2. I feel for local government employees / no sympathy parents of toddlers. (If you are one, I’m sorry.)
3. Skills mastered contouring! / can’t quite get the hang of email setups… or spiral staircases.
4. Early for EVERYTHING / late for tech upgrades. I didn’t get an iPhone until 2013
5. Totally get the appeal rooftop bars / don’t get at all dressing up to run errands
6. Getting better at being nice to people / getting worse at being on time
7. Perennially cool red lipstick / never cool unsolicited dick pics
8. Moment of triumph finally being truly moved on from my ex / epic fail the move I’m currently waffling back and forth on. Nashville housing is hard, ya’ll!
9. Glad it’s ahead of me my inevitable move to LA / glad it’s behind me certain relationships, for sure
10. Hottest place I’ve ever been honestly, probably Michigan. I remember it being in the 100s the summer before I moved / coldest also definitely Michigan
11. Always up for a nap. Mexican food. Pool hangs. Impromptu vacations. ER. / never up for scary movies or Metallica
12. Too much in my life social media / not enough of oceans, lakes, or beaches
13. Endlessly curious about history, political science, art… pretty much anything you can find in a museum / zero interest NFL football
14. Subject I won’t shut up about lately Orphan Black and traveling / subjects I avoid lately I have been backing out of the confederate flag debate. As a displaced Yankee, I don’t want to get into it
15. True believer coconut oil. At my last dentist appointment, they couldn’t believe that I don’t floss because my teeth were so clean and healthy. I oil pull almost every day, so I guess it’s paying off!  / major skeptic Orphan Black‘s Paul. Is he good? Is he bad? Is he on our side? HOW CAN WE KNOW!?
16. Perfect day begins with a three-mile run or yoga / and ends with a (fancy) beer and some trashy TV